![]() I ended up falling off the bed, dragging him down with me & onto some friends who were sleeping on the floor.”Ī version of this story was published February 2020. “We were having sex in the dark & I went to get on top but misjudged how close we were to the edge of the bed. als_pals A case against grown-up slumber parties You look like 30 year old Mom : I am impressed now can you tell me what you want. Me : Mom believe me you look so young no one can say you are 42. What do you want tell me and I will get you. Mom : You are flirting with me once again. ![]() I was coming around the corner as my naked wife came brushing her long hair from her shower - headed across the house to our bedroom. The moment mom sat in car and I started flirting with her. 3 or my golfing buds were sitting in the den watching the Masters. No, he wasn’t even close to finishing me off or close enough to be able to try to.” Wife was using the shower at the far end of the house. I can only assume he thought it was my clit, but how?Įdit: Yeah, yeah, it’s an erogenous zone for some people, but I’m pretty damn sure he thought it was my clit because when he finally touched my actual clit he was surprised. Sterling_-_Archer Some anatomy lessons come later than others She started laughing so hard she farted… while I was inside her… which made her laugh even harder and she peed all over me… makes for a funny memory.” She thought I finished in her and got extremely mad.Ģ: years later, she was on top of me while I was on my back and I said something stupid and she started laughing. stephchris Heart attacks & fart attacksġ: I had a heart attack while having sex with my (then girlfriend) wife for the very first time. To this day it is the worst pain I have ever experienced.” “He put his hand under my back to lift me up for a position change mid-through and he ended up popping out one of my ribs. I don’t know where that came from in her mind.” This is why we usually wait until the kids go to bed. She says ‘what’s going on in there? Mom are you ok? Is Dad hitting you?’ My husband kept going like a champ but I was laughing so hard. ![]()
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